A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
— Honore de Balzac

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
— Raymond Hull

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
— Isadora Duncan

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
— Henny Youngman

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
— Ambrose Bierce

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
— Jean Rostand

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
— Prince Philip


March 10, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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