An Italian court ruled recently that Signor Giancarlo Casagrande of Bergamo is obligated to pay his daughter Marina a monthly allowance of 350 euros – or approximately 500 bucks. Marina is 32, and has been working on her college thesis (“about the Holy Grail”) for over eight years.

Rumor has it that a new organization is being founded. The National Organization of the Offended by the Offended. Just say NOOO.

Senator Maria Cantwell, D-WA, has been quoted as saying, “Democrats don’t want to increase supplies of oil and gasoline because they want to wean Americans off of petroleum products.”

Try not to laugh but do you remember when Barack Obama proclaimed, “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

All Central and South American countries – save for Nicaragua – have immigration laws that require some kind of net worth requirements (that means a fat bank account). Also, they all maintain the requirement that you must have the ability to speak Spanish.

Several years ago the American Bar Association reported with a straight face that, “Among false allegations, fathers are far more likely than mothers to make intentionally false allegations.”

President Obama claims to be a Cubs fan but couldn’t name his favorite Cub player. LOL.


April 8, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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