Contrary

Racing

Out here in the woods people go to the races on Friday and Saturday nights. Instead of sitting in loud restaurants drinking fermented grape juice and eating snails and stinky cheese, the locals out here prefer the great outdoors with loud cars and cold beer. No snails out here. We prefer American food like nachos.

Racing is like a soap opera for the common man. Crowd favorites get away with bending the rules. The bad guys, and we all know who they are, never catch a break. Black flags only come out for them.

The good guys are the darlings of the track. Their cars are nicely painted and well maintained. They have pretty wives. They usually cheat to win but no one seems to notice.

Racing… ’cause football, basketball, baseball, socker, tennis and golf only require one ball.

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May 12, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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